I have a crush on the hawk tuah girl.

Here’s a link to Hailey Welch’s TikTok feed so you perverts can ogle her in the privacy of your own home. As for myself, I’m just going to stalk her online for a few weeks until I get so bored that I start writing fart jokes. She is kind of cute and I’m glad that she’s able to take her fame in stride, this girl is going places.