Career choices

Most of the people in my immediate circle are quite prosperous. Good jobs, good businesses, houses, cars, high end prostitutes, all the good stuff you get when you find something and really commit to it.

But me? I don’t mean to brag but I’ve been fired at least 40 times. 40 times. Sometimes on the first day! But that’s okay because now I’ve found my real calling, the career that is finally going to take me to the big time: Comedy!

I’m studying really hard, I have a ton of books about how to be funny, and by my calculations, I should be hilarious in just under a year. When that happens, I’ll be unstoppable!

Rich