I can’t remember the name of the company but they sold coupon books similar to “Entertainment” books if you’ve ever had one of those. It might be a Minnesota thing, I don’t know. Anyway, the way it worked was simple. Sort of. (I think they were Showcase books, not...

This truck is identical to the first one I ever sold at Wilkins Dodge to a guy from Rochester MN I think. I still remember his name too, as it is very unique. (Won’t post it here although he must be dead by now, not sure.) My stint as...

The first shitty job I can recall was at a place called Rygmyr Foods in Lake Elmo, Minnesota. We made popcorn balls and popcorn bunnies. It was hot, boring work that paid minimum wage which was about $3.25 an hour if I recall. So you could work your balls...

I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve been fired about 35 or 40 times. Maybe more. I’ve forgotten how many, actually. Just too many to keep track of. Generally speaking, I’d be working or goofing off or whatever when suddenly… “Uh, Rich, can I see you in the office...

We’ve been in our new swanky, trendy, and awesome beach apartment for about a week now. We are just starting to settle in and explore the neighbourhood. Being on the 9th floor, I do most of my exploring with a telescope and binoculars, you know, to keep a low...

I love Cheech & Chong and this clip is a great way to introduce them to the unwashed masses, at least the younger generation of the Great Unwashed. That means you. This clip is one of my favourite bits from any movie, past or present....

Back in December, 2022, a wave of hilarity hit me and That’s Not Funny was born. Thereabouts anyway. Part of the oozing afterbirth was our Facebook group. It has two members, me and one friend. Not even my wife. Or other family. Or anyone. In fact, until today I...

I found a notebook with a few partially written gags/punchlines/stupid shit. Here you go, straight from my notes. I’m just going to post them with no commentary. — I’m the pervert? You’re the one who gave me a boner! Space fart. Solve the Middle East problems by everyone converting...

Next weekend we are moving out of our trendy, swanky beach apartment to a trendier, swankier beach apartment. It’s much bigger and it will be closer to the heart of Caloundra so if I had to, I could get a job and just walk to work, you know, to...

Here’s a link to Hailey Welch’s TikTok feed so you perverts can ogle her in the privacy of your own home. As for myself, I’m just going to stalk her online for a few weeks until I get so bored that I start writing fart jokes. She is kind...