Get a Humpy Has Worms T-shirt!
Get your very own Humpy T-Shirt! Show your Humpy pride with a brand spankin’ new Humpy T-Shirt! They come in most sizes and a bunch of different colours and took the better part of a day to get right so I hope you like them. Click here to go...
Oh no! Humpy has worms!
Okay, this is my very first attempt at making an AI animated cartoon. I realize it isn’t that great but hey, I’m new at this. It’s a little choppy, the story is a little incoherent, some stuff is just downright weird BUT you should be able to see past...
Check it out! Humpy and Mr. Boxy are now alive!
I had to try about 20 AI video creator free trials to get something that would work. Many of them looked okay but all of them (but one) said it wouldn’t make a video of a dog humping a robot’s leg. That left Luma AI and let me tell...
Easter Bunny Poop
Nothing too funny today but I do have an Easter story for you. When I was little kid, my dad told us that the Easter Bunny had visited and left magic poop that turned into candy. That’s about it for Easter trauma....
Chicken Salt. Really.
True story. Two days ago, I filled up the car at the local Shell station. It’s a real fancy place… new pumps, clean toilets, fried chicken, the works. I was starving and the chicken looked as good as gas station chicken can look so what the hell, I bought...
My 8mm film digitizer thing was sent back a few days ago.
It was a piece of crap. Actually, that is a bit unfair. The thing was built like a tank and at first blush it seemed great. It just wouldn’t work. Something somewhere needed an adjustment to move the film forward and I couldn’t figure it out so screw it,...
My 8mm film digitizer thing arrived a few days ago.
I thought my wife would freak out when she found out about this but no, she remained calm and did not attempt to kill me. I think she knows how important this hobby is to me so she let it slide. I’ve got quite a few 8mm comedies to...
Celebrity Zookeeper Has Worms, Dingoes Possibly to Blame
Patient “B” came to our office this morning complaining of “movement” in her digestive system. A full anal inspection was performed and combined with a microscopic stool analysis, it was determined that “B” has worms. Given her recent “up to her elbows” work in the dingo pen, this comes...
Ferrari Introduces Free Penis Pumps with Purchase
Today is Ferrari’s first day of their new “Get a Bigger Dick with Your New Ferrari” campaign. Each new Ferrari owner will receive a red Cockmaster 3000 Penis Pump complete with a built in “turbo” system and prancing horse “race to the finish” badging. It’s not the first time...
New school bus driver not much of a drinker.
It seems that our new school bus driver, Tom Filmore, is something of a non-drinker. Sure, he’ll have one or two to get rid of the morning crud and then another at lunch to make the day go a little smoother, but no, he’s not really a drinker, he’s...


