Businesses nationwide will shut for a soul-crushing 24 hours this December 25th allowing so-called “Christians” to celebrate the virgin birth of their Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. The ancient, mysterious sect is considered responsible for millions of dollars of lost shopping revenue in the Twin Cities alone while the...

To my beloved family:  As you know, I lost my job at the lumber yard this year but I quickly found work at the new sex shop across the street from McDonald’s.  I went from humping 2x4s and plywood all day to helping other people hump each other, a...

——– Hey I’m just leaving for a road trip so I’ll get this fixed up in a few days. Anyway, Connie Chung has singled out the “comics” as something beneath her. Well, Connie, let me tell you a few things. It’s really quite simple, Ms. Chung, I have one...

Three year old Siamese seeing-eye cat, Kitty-Kitty, narrowly escaped the grisly fate of his owner today when the allegedly blind man, Cal Thompson, was obliterated by a light rail train at the Sherwood Road railroad crossing. Witnesses say the cat came within inches of the killer train, led there,...

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It’s no secret that I’m a terrible businessman. My ideas suck and my execution is terrible. Of all of my ideas, selling harmonicas at the markets was the only thing that really worked which is ironic because I can’t play a note. Go figure. Otherwise, no, I’ve crashed more...

Here you go, a trailer for Shakes the Clown. It’s one of those movies you have to see to believe. lol. Watch it then impress your friends by talking about it. They will feel dumb for not having seen it but your little secret will be that you actually...

Idiocracy is a great movie about what is happening in our culture right now! Check out the clip then check out Netflix or whatever and see if you can find the full film. This is a vastly underrated, under-viewed movie....

I like Sarah Silverman. Mostly. She gets a little preachy sometimes but hey, at least she’s out there doing her thing unlike us keyboard warriors who aren’t. Anyway, here is a music video you may enjoy....

You might think that having something so fearsome sounding would be quite terrible. It can be. It fucks with every part of your life and eventually, you are left with nothing – no friends, no family, no money, no job, no home – nothing. This is why people end...