Celebrity Zookeeper Has Worms, Dingoes Possibly to Blame

Patient “B” came to our office this morning complaining of “movement” in her digestive system.  A full anal inspection was performed and combined with a microscopic stool analysis, it was determined that “B” has worms.  Given her recent “up to her elbows” work in the dingo pen, this comes as no surprise.  We must reiterate the policy that washing your hands is MANDATORY after handling dingo droppings.