It’s no secret that I’m a terrible businessman. My ideas suck and my execution is terrible. Of all of my ideas, selling harmonicas at the markets was the only thing that really worked which is ironic because I can’t play a note. Go figure. Otherwise, no, I’ve crashed more times than I care to think about.
But… I am hilarious. The proof of that is all over this site.
So I’ve decided to do comedy full time from here on out. It is only a matter of time before I hit it big and get filthy rich.
The plan is simple…
Step 1: Comedy
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit
(My apologies to the South Park dudes for borrowing that profit formula but it is apropos here.)
My wife is skeptical but I’m not at all, not one bit. I’ve made money doing a lot dumber shit than writing comedy and for once I feel really good about something. So screw it, I’m going to do it. And I’m going to succeed at it. Of course I will.
My comedy business plan.
It’s no secret that I’m a terrible businessman. My ideas suck and my execution is terrible. Of all of my ideas, selling harmonicas at the markets was the only thing that really worked which is ironic because I can’t play a note. Go figure. Otherwise, no, I’ve crashed more times than I care to think about.
But… I am hilarious. The proof of that is all over this site.
So I’ve decided to do comedy full time from here on out. It is only a matter of time before I hit it big and get filthy rich.
The plan is simple…
Step 1: Comedy
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit
(My apologies to the South Park dudes for borrowing that profit formula but it is apropos here.)
My wife is skeptical but I’m not at all, not one bit. I’ve made money doing a lot dumber shit than writing comedy and for once I feel really good about something. So screw it, I’m going to do it. And I’m going to succeed at it. Of course I will.
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