Ferrari Introduces Free Penis Pumps with Purchase

Today is Ferrari’s first day of their new “Get a Bigger Dick with Your New Ferrari” campaign.  Each new Ferrari owner will receive a red Cockmaster 3000 Penis Pump complete with a built in “turbo” system and prancing horse “race to the finish” badging.  It’s not the first time a car company has teamed up with a sexual wellness brand and this brings to mind the ill-fated Volkswagen Beatle Asstro-Glide disaster of 1972 and of course who could forget the “Do it like a dog” collar and leash cross promo of Petco and Plymouth in 2001. Ferrari’s new campaign differs in that it gets right to the heart of the matter and virtually guarantees a bigger dick for even its least endowed customers.  This is a limited time offer. See store for details. Penis growth may vary.