Check it out! Humpy and Mr. Boxy are now alive!
I had to try about 20 AI video creator free trials to get something that would work. Many of them looked okay but all of them (but one) said it wouldn’t make a video of a dog humping a robot’s leg. That left Luma AI and let me tell...
Easter Bunny Poop
Nothing too funny today but I do have an Easter story for you. When I was little kid, my dad told us that the Easter Bunny had visited and left magic poop that turned into candy. That’s about it for Easter trauma....
Chicken Salt. Really.
True story. Two days ago, I filled up the car at the local Shell station. It’s a real fancy place… new pumps, clean toilets, fried chicken, the works. I was starving and the chicken looked as good as gas station chicken can look so what the hell, I bought...
My 8mm film digitizer thing arrived a few days ago.
I thought my wife would freak out when she found out about this but no, she remained calm and did not attempt to kill me. I think she knows how important this hobby is to me so she let it slide. I’ve got quite a few 8mm comedies to...
Ferrari Introduces Free Penis Pumps with Purchase
Today is Ferrari’s first day of their new “Get a Bigger Dick with Your New Ferrari” campaign. Each new Ferrari owner will receive a red Cockmaster 3000 Penis Pump complete with a built in “turbo” system and prancing horse “race to the finish” badging. It’s not the first time...
No Amazon Links
Today I made the choice to not have Amazon affiliate links on the site. This is because from time-to-time there is a bit of (mild) adult humor on the site and I don’t want my account banned. Yes, I will miss out on many ¢¢¢ but very few $$$...
A sad day has finally arrived.
I went to record some 8mm comedy shorts for you guys but alas, the bulb in my projector died. No problem, I’ll look online… hmmm… between $80 and $300 and none to be found in Australia. I’m sure there are some but I’m not spending a hundred bucks on...
My days as a dildo salesman are over. :(
Well, tried, couldn’t do it. These things are hard to sell! So instead, we are going with no sponsors for a while or at least until I get something else figured out. I’m working on a book that I’ll be selling to my devoted reader, whoever that is. By...


