A hillbilly joke I wrote.

Three hillbillies are gathered around a new hillbilly mama. The first hillbilly says, “That’s my kid and I can prove it!” The hillbilly takes off his hat and says, “Look, no hair, just like his pappy!”  The hillbillies nod in agreement, this makes sense but the second hillbilly says, “Nope, he’s mine!” He flashes a toothless smile and points at the kid. “No teeth!” But the third hillbilly is having none of that.  He goes over to the baby, shakes his head no. “Sorry y’all, he’s mine.”  He takes off his hat.  No hair.  He smiles, no teeth.  He opens his wallet and a moth flies out. “I’ll bet you a dollar he ain’t got no job!”

What do you think?